“Henceforth, Fucketh Off” A decree for knaves and nuisances alike.
Straight from your imaginary renaissance court comes this bold and delightfully rude piece: a finely detailed medieval sword, etched with elegant flourishes and delicately piercing a worn parchment scroll that reads the only message some people need — “Henceforth, Fucketh Off.”
The design is drawn in a vintage engraving style, pairing gothic tattoo lines with subtle filigree to create that old-world vibe. Muted shades of black, teal, soft golds, greys, and ivory give it the feel of a page from a knight’s hidden grimoire or a bard’s secret note.
Best-selling Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt — soft, lightweight, and ideal for layering under your favorite cloak, leather jacket, or chainmail (you do you).
Details:
Shirt: Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001. Print Method: DTF (Direct to Film) — bold, durable print with crisp edges. Sizes: XS–5XL Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain poly) Fit: Modern retail fit, flattering on all bodies.
Design:
Medieval sword with ornate flourishes. Scroll banner pierced by blade with text: “Henceforth, Fucketh Off”. Care: Wash inside out, cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep your decree fresh.
Perfect For:
Sassy bards, witches & knight-core rebels. Ren faire season & gothic renaissance events. Layering with corsets, chain belts, or vintage coats. Telling the world (politely) to back off, medieval-style.
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Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
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