By Order of The Petty Council A decree for the delightfully dramatic and forever petty.
This tongue-in-cheek medieval design is your official membership card to the most exclusive (and sarcastic) society: The Petty Council. At its heart, a classic heraldic crest, flanked by crossed quills in place of swords — because our words cut deeper anyway. Flowing beneath: a vintage scroll banner that reads: “By Order of The Petty Council,” because your shade deserves to be announced with old-world flair.
Etched with bold gothic linework and just enough flourish to look lifted from an illuminated manuscript, this crest is equal parts cheeky and noble. The crisp DTF print keeps all the delicate details sharp on the timeless Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple Tee — soft, modern, and ready for courtly gossip or everyday errands.
Details: Tee: Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001 Sizes: XS–5XL Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain poly) Fit: Modern retail fit — flattering and true to size
Perfect For: Sarcastic medievalists & modern-day petty kings and queens. Lovers of old manuscripts & heraldic symbols. Pairing with plaid skirts, cloaks, or leather boots for that snarky bard vibe. Dropping shade at the faire, at brunch, or at the office (subtly).
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
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